sybil dorset has 66 years of cookie experience !!!

Even when i was a baby i knew that i was going to have a baby. i could feel my baby kicking inside of me and talking and shouting but i couldnt understand her. i used to stay all day underneath the family porch and i could see a coil of wire in the sky with magnets coming out of it and i would try to burry myself under the rocks and old pop soda cANS that were under there.

Sometimes i get sad when making cookies cuz i dont know wut will happen to them and i worry about them. my favourite is to eat them all myself cuz its like i'm a mommy who only has babbies that are really cookies ! or i smush them all up and make new dough and then i make cookies with cookie crumbs in them. sometimes there is a very tiny cookies and i call her "the runt". othertimes theres a giant cookie and its really really wrong. Its fun to have cookies in your pockets cuz its like you get to be a magician with animals in your pockets.

All my cookies were made with actual human ingredients, almost totally sugar and nut free, they all have eggs and butter in them but only "beefbacon" cookies contain meat. beefbacon is leanground beef and turkey bacon and chocolate and prunes. this month almost all my cookies contain cheese. wormwood absinth cookies are made from "food-grade" wormwood leaf steaped in warm sugar water. all green trycomb is from the government cerified herbalist farms of Breggweed, mendocino. Sybil tests every cookie on herself, baking is alot like spawning a litter of millions of eggs, that is why she does'nt know anything about nuthin'. she just sits on the floor all day playing with my bunny.

Sybil is also available for special cakes and really big cake jobs and has a really big back stock of weird cookies and stuff. also I got fired off my last trim job for baking too much and living in a tree. please give me money or a new trim job. can i live in your car ??

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