S Y B I L D O R S E T
GUTTERSNIPE THINGFINDER
COOKIE MAKER, SIGN PAINTER, INVENTOR
DEVICE MAKER
ILLUSTRATOR AND DETECTIVE






GutterSnipe: is anyone who picks through the gutter picking up bottle caps and gloves and string.

Thingfinder: was Pippi Longstockings's affiliation as a professional picking along the side of the road for "bugs, or pirate gold, or tiny screws" and other things.

Sybil Dorset: was born in a canadian DNA research lab. Last year everybuddy got mad at her for stealing stuff and we shot her 3 times and burried her in the crawl space. a few months later she just walks back in to the kitchen, with dirt raining down off her, and she just bakes is all she does now. just sits there patting cookies in to little shapes and mummbling and giggling about nuthing.

sybil is currently homeless and crazy somewere near hunters pointless CA.

Cookies: cookies are made with mostly natural ingredients, local eggs and butter, and curious things like trail mix or peach chunks. Never contains nuts. no meat unless its super meaty cookies, the cookies of meat. all try combs are from spring harvest in breggweed CA.

Fuck You Come To My Store: sybil sells cookies randomly arround the city. keep an eye out or check the possible events calander or look for sybil in the factories and piers and toxic garbage of hunters pointless.


what the fuck does sybil do all week ?!?!?
oct 17: spaz bog swamp beats party
oct 18: peaches christ RETROSPECTIVE at YBCA


Oct 28 - REDVIC shows the lost skeleton of Calamari
its all red vic theater week depending on if i make money and dont get arrested or whatever!!!
OCT 30 - dead alive !!!!'at the redvic at 9:22 pm
And maybe i'll hang out there even more if i can swing a deal with th ushers
and
helloween 2012 -- the trannyshack cat club
thats right i'll bee at the club for transexual cats selling cookies before the horror gor bloodfeast drag show and before they drop the serious house music horrorathon... and before that i might catch some punk rock at hazmat-yo-mamas-hauz. arround 9pm/. punk rock !!
aif you know a fun party i'm not selling cookies at. holler at me @ lillianbutter@yahoo.com

cookie $3 sliding scale, they really neat cookies !! gimme money i'm hella poor :) !!!

invite sybil to your bitchin party and if she has a real good time she starts giving away cookies for free or will trade cookies for drugs!!

PicNik Down by a River

The War Against Monsters

Cookies and Cakes make you safe

Cookies and Cakes make you cry

Having Fun and Playing Games

Comic Books and Pikatures