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Professhonal Quality Prints of Lily Butter @ ArtSlant !!!

Click this button and see my Professhonal art Prints deal at ArtSlant
The emerging leader in Professhonal Independant Artists online !!

Prints as low as $18 !!!!

My Account at ArtSlant is set up so that I only get $7 from every sale !!! You get quality art reproductions by a trusted contemporary North American Arts Magazine for the lowest I can sell them for and still get $7 !!!

Save yourself even more money
While Helping People Living with

Art Supplies Addiction
Instead of buying a Quality art print to hang in your home
just print them out on your own computer and donate me $7!

Addicted to Art Supplies

Every month I commit myself to as much as 300 hours of drawing and painting, always striving to increase my skill and ability, and create the honest edgy and "charmingly unsettling" paintings/illustrations of narrative-genre-studies of me and my circle of friends and our jumbled shenanigans. Not only does this mean that I am pledged to spend hours alone, devoted to refining my craft trying to breath life in to my dark cluttered stream of sub concious dream world, but I spend all my food money on art supplies. So I'm living on oatmeal and rice and wearing old clothes and spending hours thinking up funny pictures to show you.

I already checked with a bunch of doctors and there is no know cure except for getting my eyes and hands taken away from me. Please Donate $7 so I can get some fresh fruit and not go blind !

I also need a new sturdy easil and a bunch of paint and ink and some designer rulers and new underwear and maybe a smoked turkey drumstick

coming soon : Starting 2011 I will be Digitizing my Art in to huge 1200 DPI files. This will enable me to offer you the chance to buy prints of my drawings blown up over 400% of they're original size !! That will be like 2 gigs each and I'll need a bigger scanner and newer camera and more CDRs. Wont it be funny If i have to store all my art One-CD-Per-Painting ?! Then I can hand people a CD and be like "look at this thing i drew!" It'll be just like the future, a painting is now a shiny disk, BUT THE FUTURE IS REAL !!!!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pls DONATE ME $7!

Drawing of Anything You can Think of for only $100.

Limited Time Offer !!!

I bet you have seen millions of drawings in your life. and I know that every time you see a drawing you cant help but think in the back of your head "this drawing is OKish but it just reminds me of a way better idea for a drawing. "

But then your more awesome idea never becomes a drawing because art is hard and you need special pens and stuff.

The Ultra Awesome Lily Butter Land Drawing of Anything for $100 Limited Time Offer
Will get you me, for up to 24 hours*, attempting to draw whatever you tell me to draw.

Maybe you want something colorful and peppy for your advertising campaign for your rise to wealth & fame as a Party-Hosting-Clothing-Designer-Rockstar-Super-Hero-Villain. Maybe you need something cool for your next album cover that ties in with the design for your supermodeling site. Maybe you need an intimate erotic portrait of your mom or one of your other amours. I got what you need Baby !!! People engaged in lewd or criminal behavior? Vivisections? Portrait of your johnson? I'll Draw Absolutely Anything !!! *

STOP PICTURING THINGS IN YOUR HEAD !!!
GET A REAL PICTURE that you can show other people TODAY !!!

Call Lily Butter lillianbutter@yahoo.com

* all drawings commissioned in the $100 drawing of anything offer are on 9x12" art paper. You get a 1200 dpi scan of your drawing sent to you, and the drawing will be archived at Lily Butter Land. to receive Original copy of the drawing shipping arrangements must be made with Lily Butter. Payment must be received before I draw anything. 24 Hours is an approximate that I reserve all right to say how long it is depending on how fun or not the drawing you choose is. RIGHT OF USE does not specifically come with the $100 deal. Color does not specifically come with the $100 deal. Lily Butter reserves the right to turn down assignments based on technical or legal issues (such as drawing child sex, pictures of the president sucking the barrel of a gun like a dick or 4 dimensional tesseracts) Impossible or Illegal drawings cost extra !!!

Gel Print Any Drawing from Sickness and Filth dot com is now $222 !!!!

Using a weird cheapo Printing Process called Gel Medium Transfers allows me to Print out a copy of any drawing, blow it up to 18"x24" and then color it in by hand !!!

This Process allows you to buy one of my origional paintings cheap, while its less than half the work of making a new painting from scratch for me !!

Ordering a $222 Gel Print/Painting is so Simple !!!

1. Pick the Image you'd like hanging in your home
http://sicknessandfilth.com/DFindex.html
2. Verify your order with Lily Butter. I am such an affable sweet heart sales lady !!!!
If you would like to special request the colors for your new painting do that at this stage.
3. Paypal me $222 (Limited time shipping Incl in North America on the Basic level Offer)
4. I produce your special custom painting in only a few days !! You get Approval through email before I ship.
5. your new painting goes through the mail for a few days and then you get to hang it up in your house !!

The Moral of this storey is that your House gets Nicer and people like you more and you get better sex and employment and Health and chi and karma !! Isn't that what you really want ? It is, even if you don't know it.

Fill that Hole in your Soul with a brand new classic
18x24 illustration gel print on 120 lb art paper

Larger sizes, framing, gel prints on Canvas are also available for similarly Ultra Cheap prices !!
Offer good for any drawing found in the Lily Butter Land Gallery Archive
Or anything in the Comix and Zines Library

For more info

Call Lily Butter lillianbutter@yahoo.com

For information on what a Gel Print is, and other information on the secret stuff going on at Lily Butter Land Studios CLICK HERE in another month or two cuz this Link should be working by then.

gel prints are sort of like using a laser printer and a bucket of latex gel as a silk screen.