termite up yer ass !!
JASHA 9'OCLOCK GETS IT IN THE ASS FOR ELECTRICITY
HAPPY HOMELIFE
DIRTY KIDS PLAYING BROKEN ACCORDIANS AND VIOLINS 24 HOURS A DAY
BELOVED JASHA 9 O'CLOCK, LONGTIME FRIENDS AND SENIOR BOARD OF DIRECTORS MEMBER, TOOK IT IN THE ASS LAST WEEK FOR ELECTRICITY. after running 30 feet of wire from the fuse box to the front of the house through the mysterious and uncharted attic, he slipped and fell on his own martini glaSS breaking it in two, and getting the stem shoved 1 inch inside his ass cheek. blood was gysering out in such an insane way that i was to in awe to get my camera untill it had mostly coagulated down to a spurting dribble.
in other termite anal news, i'm gonna be showing a sneak peak at our new enema pron shoot soon !!
stay tuned !!!
2 days later in less horribly painfull news:
here we see jash making the whole house smell like melting plastic candy as he puts the finnishing touches on the condensor for his new 6 gallon still !! expect much hedonistic debauchery powered nhilistic hell rides and total blindness in a few weeks when we've completed the first round of testing the new termite and vine bad idea factory hooch on dumb animals and a few oogle scum who no one would miss.
when famous NYC graphitti artist and homesteading activist You Go Girl asked me if he could do a paste up mural in the no floor room i was like "well.... um.. i dont have time to work on that room so just do wutever you want." figuring i'd just paint over it later..
well now we have this insane masterpeice shit. check the details of the vine tendrils, all of which is done in paper cuttings !!!
jasha working on sierra with his new proper tatoo machine. bnnnert !!
hey there !!! hi !!!
koz bunny
my darling fiance chester "soup" smashed the mantle clock and then organised the broken bits using his new organising system. all the clock parts are now hidden in a tiny box in his room and the mantle clock has been stuffed full of dying flowers...
oliver twist is home
simultaniously the purest un sullied soul and the most punk rock individual on earth , ms. brandy gumpie has moved 26 pound of laundry in to my yard and claims its her "squat".
next week : Lost little girl show on tour in JAPAN !!!!!!!
its a good thing we have gypsy carny hobo music jams in the yard 24 hours a day cuz it makes good photo ops for all the attention we're getting now that we're a non-pro-corp.
buskers: life blood of tourism in morteville. without buskers all there'd be is haunted house tours and jock o rama spring break beads for boobs. serious.
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