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Termite and Vine House
Home for Girls and Boys
Garbage Day
07-06-08
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termite's garbage
morteville GARBAGE PICKUP
AFTER THE GREAT FLOOD OF 005, MORTEVILLE STARTED GARBAGE PICK UP WITH BOBCATS (or as i call them , claw trucks)
claw trucks were supoosed to end in summer of 006 but that contradicted the code law they implimented stating mandatory house gutting of all flooded homes by fall 006. so people kept making giant street obstructing piles of trash and the claw trucks had to keep coming. this film is of the claw truck cleaning termites yard last week. claw trucks will never end.
fun facts !!!
-morteville has 7 different garbage pick up crews !
1. demolition debris claw trucks
2. toxic waste patrol
3. yard waste and trees (comes with chainsaw patrol guys)
4. broken electronic junk truck
5. "white goods" (not garbage thrown out by white people, it means refridgerators, which are still appearing here and there with 2 year old maggot colnies building civilisations in them)
6. normla regualr municipal waste, aka the garbage truck. morteville has 5 differnt municipal garbage companies who pick up in different neighbourhoods based on class.
7. teams of people in biohazard suits susspiciously going through your trash and putting stuff in specimin bags.
- claw trucks are easy to hot wire !!
you undo the nut collar arround the key and shove it inside the dashboard. then you yank it out backwards and rip out the wires.
red - battery
grn - start
wht - ignition
steer and accelerate with the peddles and operate the claw with the levers. top speed of 8 MPH. wear a hard hat and orange vest to look like you know wut yer doing.
(disclaimer - put the claw truck back were you found it when your done. what the fuck are you goign to do with a borrowed claw truck ?!?!? we're would you even keep it ??)
(disclaimer 2 - i've never actually done this nor has anyone i've ever met. never ever ever. and if we hypotheticly tried to hide it behind an abandoned garage and someone else stole it before we came back, then its not our fault.)
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