termite report !!!
TERMITE AND VINE HAS NOT BEEN BULLDOZED YET !!!
AND IS IN FACT 20% LESS OF A BLIGHT
AND I HAVE A CEILING FAN AND 4 NEW ROOMS
MY SQUAT IS BOURGEIOS
FOR THE PAST YEAR I HAVE lived with a giant hole in the front of my house obscured only by this pile of trash... and in a whole year only dan the crack head ever actually invded the house and hes mostly harmless.
oh and this used to be the downstairs door but dan broke it down last month and this week somebuddy fucking stole it before i could put it back up... so i had to fit a whole new one... waste.
giant piles of rubble and junk fill 8 rooms of termite bottom
cant even get in this room.
sfter about 2 days of shovelling...
theres aa bunch of motorbike parts and maybe half a park bench in there...
it took a total of 80 fucking hours to shovel out the front 4 rooms of termite bottom.. now i have space to store builing supplies and broken bicycles (different junk)
this is the second giant pile of debris that i removed... in morteville , because the entire city is underconstruction, you dont have to use dumpsters... you are fully allowed to just make giant piles of crap in the middle of the street and a miniature bulldozer comes and takes it away... the city tried about 4 times this year to tell everybuddy that the mini bulldozer program was over and we had to do normnal garbage again but everybuddy just ignored the city and made giant trash piles so the minibulldozer still makes its rounds.
notice my nice abandoned neighbourhood... i have maybe 6 neigbours in a nine block area.
while digging out the basement i found 200 gallons of coagulated paint.
bad floor joist !!
site of the origional 12 foot wide 8 foot high termite nest (that i removed when i moved in){cuz the termites were all dead from the flood.} when i say 12x8 i get that from that being how much of the MAIN CENTER SUPPORT WALL is completely fucking just missing
HERE IS WERE THE TERMITE DEVOURED AN ENTIRE 14 FOOT WIDE FLOOR JOIST.
this is my new project space mutherfuckers... im gonna build ... uh... idunno a tall bike or sumthing in here.... maybe a plywood box... i could start having shows in this room but nobuddy can ever find my house so no one would come to them... sad.
some time this year im gonna borrow a truck and go loot myself a flight of stairs so i can get arround... this crappy wooden ladder is gonna self destruct eventually so im just mentally preparing myself that im gonna fly one day when going up or down.
fatalism.
NEXT EXCITING PROJECT: if i fix this broken pipe... then the bath tub will finally work.
one day i will bathe here.... right now i throw my laundry in here and also store peices of pipe in here.. and carboard boxes.
this is my new other bathroom... now that ive dug out termite bottom i have 5 fucking bathrooms.
5 bathrooms
1 working sink (in the kitchen) and 1 half functioning toilet
flush toilets aren't unk but i could have 3 working by x-mas if i really felt like it.
the one we have now gets flushed with greywater from the kitchen sink.
i wanna do a bathroom sink so you'll actually be able to flush the toilet without having to go in the kitchen and turn the sink on there. and wash yer hands after you touch yer naughties.
i finally cleaned all the junk out of the front room.. it was fully filled with crap that we dragged home when i was running the demolition crews... every time we demolished a house i'd drag home a truck load of dishes and doorknobs and towles and rusty tools.. now ive shoved all that shit in the downstairs... and i installed actuall windows in that hole in the wall there finally also.
new iron anti-crack head door to my room. :) its like sleeping in a cage :)
this is gonna be our new kitchen cubords as soon as i drag it in to the house. right now its a play thing for the vines.
this is a nice chunk of the giant termite nest i kept as a memnto of the littler housemates
more termite damage... i should be nicer to the termites... fuck " damage" i can call it termite... creativity ??
they are actually rather dilligent housmates.. they work on this place more than i do... its just that we kinna disagree on the direction we want the renovations to go it..
no floor room from below.
if i lie right here on the basment floor i can look out through the hole in the roof .
the giant hole in the wall has now been patched with a nice bunch of wood... pics to come soon of new 34"x18" wall.
this is my cozy nest were i sleep and make piles of junk arround the bed... sometimes i get all "why the fuck am i trying to own a fucking house... i want to change my address constatly and sqat everything and not have any responsibilities at all.." but then i lie in my lil nest fort with my radio and my fan and my animal friends and theres vines waving at me and mice in the wall and its kinna cozy nice feeling...
this bed is a hoodie.
hey dirty kids !!! rooms available now !!! move to the morteville ghetto apocalypse and live in termite vine !!!
everybuddy alwasy likes this room best cuz it has vine ceiling and its bright and somebuddy painted it red and orange and black... i intend to do a bunch of renovations in it this winter, installing a window and electricity.
you have to be awsome to live in this room cuz everyone who lived in it so far has been.
this is the medical day suite... technically its bills room for life but i havent heard from that fucker for months so anyone who wants can come piss his matress. (its plastic and wipe offable !!)
this is the seduction room.
also available is the dark room that people dont usually take... i'm thinking of expanding the living room in to here next year...
happy vines :)
look how fucking bougeois the living room is getting... note the nice new ceiling fan !! its way more powerfull than nessessary, when turned on it blows all the mosquitoes out the window and scares the mice and blows all the dust out of the ashtray and swirls it arround the floor in lil tiny tornadoes.
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